It’s Only a Paper World

It’s Only a Paper World

GEE, BRAIN, WHAT DO YOUWANT TO DO TONIGHT? THE SAME THINGWE DO EVERY NIGHT,PINKY, TRY TO TAKE OVERTHE WORLD.

♪ THEY'RE PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ YES, PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ ONE IS A GENIUS ♪ ♪ THE OTHER'S INSANE ♪ ♪ THEY'RELABORATORY MICE ♪ ♪ THEIR GENESHAVE BEEN SPLICED ♪ ♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪ ♪ THEY'RE PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN,BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BEFORE EACH NIGHTIS DONE ♪ ♪ THEIR PLANWILL BE UNFURLED ♪ ♪ BY THE DAWNINGOF THE SUN ♪ ♪ THEY'LL TAKE OVERTHE WORLD ♪ ♪ THEY'RE PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ YES, PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN ♪ ♪ IS EASY TO EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ TO PROVETHEIR MOUSEY WORTH ♪ ♪ THEY'LL OVERTHROWTHE EARTH ♪ ♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪ ♪ THEY'RE PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN,BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ NARF! [CLANK] OW! HA-HA HA HA! [CLANK] OW! HA-HA HA HA! [CLANK] OW! PAPA NEEDS A PLAN.

[CLANK] OW! OH, FOR A CREATIVE IMPETUS.

[CLANK] OW! HA-HA HA HA! PINKY, END THISINFERNAL TOMFOOLERY.

OW! HA-HA HA HA! OH, YOU SHOULDTRY THIS, BRAIN.

IT'S LIKEFALLING DOWN, ONLY WITHOUTTHE GROUND.

AHH! OOF! LIKE THAT.

YOUR VERY PRESENCEIS MAKING ME ITCHY.

WHY NOT FINISH RECITING THATMILK AD YOU STARTED LAST WEEKAND LET ME GET BACK TO WORK? RIGHT.

GOT, UM.

SOMETHING.

POIT! I WONDER IFWE HAVE ANY BAGELS.

OH! OHH! GRRR! PINKY, STOP CHEWINGON THAT BALL OF FOIL.

IT'S MAKING ME QUEASY.

OH.

SORRY, BRAIN.

FINISHED WORKING OUTYOUR PLANS FORWORLD DOMINATION? NARF! NO, PINKY.

IF YOU MUST KNOW, I AM SUFFERINGFROM AN ACUTE CASEOF CONQUEROR'S BLOCK, SO KINDLY MAKE LIKEOPPENHEIMER'S THEORYOF NUCLEAR FISSION AND SPLIT.

RIGHTY-O, BRAIN.

OH, IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE CORNERPRACTICING MY CLAPPING.

[CLAPS] OH, I'M GOOD.

FINALLY, A CONDUCIVEWORK ENVIRON.

HMM.

RIGHT NOW,I'D KILL FOR.

A BEAR CLAWAND A MOCHA CAPPUCCINO.

TV: AND WITHTHE HAPPY LITTLE BRUSH MAYBE PAINTA HAPPY LITTLE CLOUD IN THE HAPPYLITTLE SKY.

HAPPY CLOUD.

HAPPY SKY.

HAPPY PINKY! NARF! OH.

TASTES JUSTLIKE CHICKEN.

TV: MAYBE A HAPPYLITTLE BLUEBIRD ON A HAPPYLITTLE BRANCH AND A HAPPYLITTLE METEOR, LIKE THE METEORTHAT'S ABOUTTO DECIMATE OUR HAPPYLITTLE EARTH.

HA HA HAHA HA HA! WHA-HA-HA!HA HA HA HA! SO, UH.

WHATCHA DOIN'? GETTING HAPPY.

HOW ABOUT YOU? TONIGHT'S PLANFINISHED YET, BRAIN? UH.

PLAN.

UH, THE PLAN.

YES, OH, I'VE.

I'VE COOKED UPA JUICY ONE, PINKY.

TRUST ME.

OH, IT'S A DOOZY, A REAL HUMDINGER.

NARF! GOODY.

WHAT'S THE PLAN,BRAIN? UH.

GUESS.

ALRIGHT.

UM,ARE WE GOING TO.

TAKE DEBBIE ALLENHOSTAGE, DEPRIVINGALL OF HUMANITY OF ENJOYABLECHOREOGRAPHEDPRODUCTION NUMBERS? HMM.

NOPE.

GUESS AGAIN.

ARE WE GOING TO.

OH.

CREATE A RIOTBY FORCING PEOPLETO LISTEN TO THE TOUCHY-FEELYMANDY PATINKIN? NO.

GUESS AGAIN.

HMM.

I GOT IT.

USE THE TALENTSOF PAUL ANKAAND CARROT TOP TO STAGETHE COMEBACK OF THE LOVABLETV GENIUS JAMIE"KLINGER" FARR.

COME NOW, PINKY, LET'S REMAINWITHIN THE REALMOF POSSIBILITY.

I GIVE UP, BRAIN.

YOU WIN.

HOW DO WE TAKE OVERTHE WORLD THIS TIME? THE PLAN, PINKY.

UH.

THE PLAN.

TV: YOU CAN USETHESE OILY RAGS AS A RUSTICOVEN MITT OR GLUE THESEFLEA-MARKET-FINDCORNCOBS TOGETHER TO MAKE AN INEXPENSIVEYET CHIC HARD HAT TO PROTECT YOUFROM THAT PESKY,DESTRUCTIVE METEOR.

NOW LET'S CHECKON THE PROGRESS OF OUR PAPIER-MâCH BUSTOF ART BUCHWALD.

YES! PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERINGWHAT I'M PONDERING? I THINK SO, BRAIN, BUT ISN'T THAT WHYTHEY INVENTEDTUBE SOCKS? GRR! OLD FRIEND, I'M LOANING YOUTO A CIGARETTE COMPANY.

NOT AGAIN? NARF.

[COUGHS] MY PLAN.

WE SHALL USE SOMETHINGTHAT IS UTILIZEDBY TODDLERS, THE AGED, AND THE CRIMINALLYINSANE.

DISPOSABLE DIAPERS? NO, PINKY, PAPIER-MâCH.

WE SHALL CONSTRUCTAN EXACT REPLICAOF MOTHER EARTH OUT OF PAPIER-MâCH.

THEN LURE ALLOF CIVILIZATION TO THIS NEW TERRANOT-SO-FIRMA, RENDERING USTHE SOLE INHABITANTSOF THE REAL EARTH.

BUT–BUT HOW WILLTHEY ALL FIT? IT SHALL BEACTUAL SIZE.

EGAD! THAT'SBRILLIANT, BRAIN.

IT'S 2, 2,TWO EARTHS IN ONE.

[SIGHS] EEEE-YOOPH! FIRE UP THE KILN,PINKY.

TONIGHT WE COOK UPAN ALTER-EARTH.

Brain:YOUR MISSION, PINKY, IS TO MAKEA SUPPLY RUNTO BIG STUFFS, THE LOCAL BULK-AND-BUNDLEWAREHOUSE.

YOU ARE ONLY TO PURCHASEWHAT I HAVE WRITTENON THIS LIST.

"FLOUR, FLOUR,FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, "FLOUR, FLOUR,FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR, FLOUR.

" FLOUR? FLOUR.

AND A CARTONOF TUBE SOCKS.

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DOWHILE I'M GONE, BRAIN, CONSTRUCT A COREFROM A SYNTHETIC MAGMA, ENCASE IT IN A THICKLAYER OF SHALE CREATED BY CENTURIESOF SEDIMENTARY DISUSE? PINKY, WHEREDID YOU LEARN THAT? WELL, THAT'S HOW THEY DID ITON THE WAYANS BROS.

FASTENYOUR ORAL CAVITY.

WE HAVE NO TIME FORVERBAL BRIC-A-BRAC.

HIE THEE HENCEAND FETCH ME FASTMY FLOUR.

IF I'M NOT BACK IN AN HOUR,I'VE PROBABLY MADEANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE.

HA-HA HA! [DIAL TONE] [RINGING] ALABAMA BUGLE, PLEASE DELIVER A SUBSCRIPTIONOF YOUR FINE NEWSPAPER TO ACME LABS.

THANKS.

Y'ALL.

ALBUQUERQUE TIMES, PLEASE DELIVERA SUBSCRIPTIONOF YOUR NEWSPAPER TO ACME LABS.

EXPEDITIOUSLY.

GRACIAS, Y'ALL.

EEHH.

UHHH! [ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS] REGIS PHILBIN'S I'M ONLY ONE MAN.

AH! "AS READ BY.

REGIS PHILBIN"! [RINGS] HELLO.

ZACABIMBABWE NEWS? [GLOTALIZINGIN AFRICAN DIALECT] Y'ALL.

HELLO, BRAIN.

SORRY I'M LATE.

YES, PINKY,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

DID YOU OBTAINMY FLOUR? YES, SIR.

YES, SIR.

3 MILLION BAGS FULL.

HA! AND I GOT SOMEBODYSOME PRESENTS.

A VALUE-PAK BOTTLEOF SKIN STINGER, A VAT OF TORTOISE WAX, AND AN ASSORTMENT OFMAGNIFIED READING GLASSES.

YAY! WOOO.

BOO.

EHH! HA-HA HA HA! [HORN HONKS] AH, MY NEWSPAPERS.

WHILE YOUWERE FRIVOLOUSLYSPENDING MY FUNDS, I ORDEREDEVERY PERIODICALON THE PLANET.

PINKY, FETCH MEMY PAPERS.

HA-HA HA!HEH HEH HEH HEH! WHOA-OOPH! WOW! NARF.

WHAAAH! YES.

TODAY, A RECYCLING PROBLEM.

TOMORROW, THE WORLD.

THIS IS AN HISTORICDAY, PINKY.

BECAUSE WE HAVEN'TFAILED YET, BRAIN? YES,BUT BESIDES THAT.

NOW QUIET.

I'M RUMINATING.

THIS IS WHEREWE SHALL BUILDOUR EARTHLY DECOY.

FIRST WE WILLRIP THE PAPER UP.

THEN WE SHALL DIP ITIN THIS GOOPYFLOUR-WATER CHOWDER.

WOULD THAT BETHE NEW ENGLANDOR THE MANHATTAN? PINKY, SIMON SAYSGO LIKE THIS.

WHEN THE PAPERIS WET, WE SHALL LAYER ITIN THE SHAPEOF MOTHER EARTH.

LEST YOU FORGET,PINKY– ROUND.

[MUFFLED] MM-HMM,MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

LET THE RIPPINGAND DIPPING BEGIN.

[MUFFLED]MM-MM.

SIMON SAYS.

YES! THERE YOU ARE,HAPPY LITTLE PLANET.

HAPPY LABORATORY.

HAPPY SIGN.

HAPPY LITTLEDEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACIDS.

PINKY, WHEREON ALTER-EARTH ARE YOU? Pinky: UM,I'M IN YLATI.

OH.

SORRY, BRAIN.

I WAS READINGUPSIDE DOWN.

I MEAN, UM, ITALY.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE,PINKY.

YOU MIGHT MAKE A WRONG TURNAT OUAGADOUGOU AND END UPIN ADDIS ABABA.

PINKY, I'M A STONE'S THROWAWAY FROM THE VATICAN.

WHERE ARE YOU? IN HERE, BRAIN:THE SIXTEEN CHAPEL.

THIS FROM A MOUSEWHO THINKS A FRESCOIS A CAN OF CARBONATED SODA.

WELL, WHAT DOYOU THINK, BRAIN? HMM.

REMIND ME.

WHAT WERE YOUR OTHERARTISTIC ENDEAVORS? UM, THE GREAT CUBESOF EGYPT.

SNAKE EYES.

I SMELL JIHAD.

WHAT ELSE? WHO ARE THEY? THEY'RE THE FOUNDINGFATHERS, BRAIN– BELOVED TUNESMITHNEIL SEDAKA, ACTOR'S ACTORNICK NOLTE, TV FUNNY MANABE VIGODA, AND, OF COURSE,ABE LINCOLN.

PINKY, YOU AREA FISTFUL OF STUPIDITY, BUT WE CAN'T WORRYABOUT THAT NOW.

WE MUST IMPLEMENTPHASE 2.

WHILE YOU WERE BUILDINGTHE 7 BLUNDERSOF THE WORLD, I WAS BUSY GENETICALLYALTERING THESE SEEDS.

WHEN WE MIX THEM INTOA FLORA-PASTE FORMULA, THE MOLECULAR STRUCTUREOF ALL THINGS PAPIER AND ALL THINGS MâCH WILL BE ALTERED FOREVER.

IT WILL MAKEOUR BRAVE NEW WORLD.

Pinky: LIKETHE 'FRAIDY-CAT OLD ONE.

NO, PINKY, THE SEEDSNOT ONLY GROW VEGETATION,THEY CREATE MOUNTAINS, AND THEY MAKE OUR BUILDINGSMORE BUILDING-LIKE, OUR DESERTSMORE DESERT-LIKE, AND OUR BASKETBALL PLAYERSMORE MIKE-LIKE.

IN OTHER WORDS, ABSOLUTELYINDISTINGUISHABLEFROM THE REAL PLANET.

BRILLIANT, BRAIN.

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? I CALL IT CHIA EARTH.

OH.

TRADEMARK? YES, PINKY, TRADEMARK.

[PANTING] EGAD.

WHATA LONG NIGHT,BRAIN.

DO WE GETTO REST NOW? NOT YET, PINKY.

IT'S TIME TO IMPLEMENTPHASE 3.

THERE ISA MYSTERIOUS POWER THAT NO HUMANCAN RESIST, PINKY, A THING SO GREATTHAT THE STRONGESTOF SOULS BEND AND SURRENDERTO IT INSTANTLY.

[GASPS] YOU MEAN.

THE ARKOF THE COVENANT? NO, PINKY.

THE MOST TREMENDOUS FORCEIN THE COSMOS– "FREE T-SHIRTS.

" OH, BRAIN.

THAT'S EVEN NICER THAN THE ONE YOUBROUGHT ME BACKFROM DOLLYWOOD.

HERE.

PUT THIS ON.

OH, THANK YOU, BRAIN.

LET US BEGIN.

HUMANITY WILL COMERUNNING TO CHIA EARTH FOR THEIR FREET-SHIRTS, LEAVING EARTH VACANTFOR MY CONQUEST.

[FLIES BUZZING] HEY! DID YOUHEAR THE NEWS? LIKE, GOSH, THEY HAVEFREE T-SHIRTS.

All: FREE T-SHIRTS?! GEE, BRAIN, YOUTHINK THEY'LL COME? All: BUY! SELL! HUH? FREE T-SHIRTS?! OH, YES, PINKY,THEY'LL COME.

[SHOUTING IN CHINESE] PERHAPS NO ONEHEARD ME SAY– [GROUND SHAKING] [INDISTINCT TALKING] FREE T-SHIRTS.

UH! WE DID IT, BRAIN.

PLANET EARTHBELONGS TO US.

NOW, TO SENDSTEPMOTHER EARTHINTO ORBIT.

[BOTH GRUNTING] [PANTING] VERY WELL,BUT DON'T EXPECT METO BE NEIGHBORLY.

BEHOLD, PINKY,OUR NEW DOMAIN WHERE WE SHALLBE THE MASTERSOF OUR OWN DESTINY.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,OUR LIVES SHALL BE FILLEDWITH VIM, VIGOR, AND VERISIMILITUDE,LORDING OVEREVERY LIVING CREATURE WITH FISTS OF FURY.

WE SHALL NO LONGER CALLTHIS PLANET EARTH, PINKY.

WHEN WAS IT CALLED"EARTH PINKY"? FROM THIS DAY FORTH,IT SHALL BE KNOWNAS.

BRAINUS.

[PLAYING HAPPY MUSIC] ALRIGHT.

NOWLET'S TRY THISONE MORE TIME, AND LET'S TRYTO GET IT STRAIGHT.

♪ MISS MARY MACK,MACK, MACK, ♪ ♪ ALL DRESSED IN BLACK.

BLACK, BLACK ♪ AND, UH,THE NUMBER ONE REASON CHIA EARTH IS BETTERTHAN THE OLD EARTH.

HA HA! FREE T-SHIRTS.

[GLASS SHATTERS] [CHEERING] HEY, UH,BROTHER GINGRICH, WOULD YOU, UH,CARE TO DANCE? BROTHER CLINTON,I THOUGHT YOU'DNEVER ASK.

HEY! WHOA! WHOA! HEY! YEAH! GO, GO! GO, GO! YEAH! [FEEDBACK] CITIZENS OF BRAINUS, TODAY IS THE STARTOF A NEW ERA, AN ERA WITHOUT CRIME,AN ERA WITHOUT TAXES, AN ERA WITHOUTQUENTIN TARANTINO.

WHOO! FJORD! TROZ! WHY ARE YOUSO FAR AWAY, PINKY? I GOT HERE LATEAND COULDN'T GETA BETTER SEAT.

WELL, MOVE CLOSER, PINKY.

I'M LONELY.

AH! HE'S TALKING TO ME.

LORD BRAINIS TALKING TO ME! OOF! FOR THE LAST TIME,PINKY, THERE IS NO SUCH WORDAS "CHRAMECIRUM.

" WELL, THERE IS NOW,BRAIN, BECAUSE WE OWNTHE WORLD!HA-HA HA HA! YOU KNOW WHAT, LET MEJUST PLAY AGAINST MYSELFFOR A WHILE.

WHY NOT GO BACKTO THE AMY CARTERTREE HOUSE AND AMUSE YOURSELFWITH HER OSCILLATING FAN? ALRIGHTY, BRAIN.

POIT! "CHRAMECIRUMS.

" NOW THAT'S A WORDAND A TRIPLE WORD SCORETO BOOT.

BOINGY! BOINGY!BOINGY! BOINGY! PINKY, THAT'SA BRILLIANT IDEA.

LET'S DRAFT SOMEBUREAUCRATIC LEGISLATION,THEN VETO IT, CREATING MASSIVEGOVERNMENTAL GRIDLOCK.

OH, THAT SOUNDSLIKE FUN, BRAIN.

THEN MAYBE WE CANFILL OUR TROUSERSWITH MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AND PARADE AROUNDTO THE MUSIC OF XUXA.

Brain:NOW TO FIND A PLACE TO UNLEASHMY FEARSOME ANGUISH.

♪ KING VITAMIN ♪ ♪ HAVE BREAKFASTWITH THE KING ♪ ♪ KING VITAMIN ♪ IT'S GOING TO BEA LONG DICTATORSHIP.

THIS WORLD TOURIS GETTING TO ME.

LET'S GO, PINKY.

THAT BEEF BRAHOUNAIS MAKING ME UNEASY.

OH, ONE SECOND,BRAIN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?DOES IT MAKE MELOOK CHUNKY? THIS ISGETTING SO SAD.

♪ YEAH YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ HURRAH! MY MONARCHYIS MONOTONY.

I ALMOST WISH.

I-I HAD A DREAMLAST NIGHT.

OH? ABOUT WHAT, BRAIN? THERE'STHIS HUGE METEOR HEADED STRAIGHTTOWARD US.

EGAD, BRAIN.

HAPPY BOB THE PAINTERMUST HAVE HADTHE SAME DREAM, BECAUSE–[GASPS] THERE'S A HUGE METEORHEADED STRAIGHT FOR US! HOW UTTERLY IRONIC.

RUN, PINKY! RUN! PINKY.

[BOTH COUGHING] WHAT DO WEDO NOW, BRAIN? THE SAME THING WE DOEVERY NIGHT, PINKY: TRY TO TAKE OVERCHIA WORLD.

♪ THEY'RE DINKY ♪ ♪ THEY'RE PINKYAND THE BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN,BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN,BRAIN, BRAIN ♪ ♪ BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN,BRAIN, BRAIN ♪.

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